Frankfurt for a Few Hours

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Frankfurt for a Few Hours

 

The plane touched down after nine hours of immobilized discomfort spent in the middle seat in row 24.  To my right was an early-20s kid who wrapped himself in his complementary blanket like a cocoon and slept, face-first on the tray table, barely moving the entire flight.  To my left was a young intellectual German girl who really wanted to connect with me; the grimy denim-clad giant with an unkempt beard and ever more unkempt hair.

But I wasn’t interested in a conversation in which I would have to side-eye her to detect any facial expressions and potentially rock the gestating caterpillar man every time I made a hand gesture.  So I plugged myself into the in-flight entertainment, zoned out and slowly felt my tailbone become sorer and sorer as the flight continued.

I had an 11-hour layover in Frankfurt and wasn’t interested in spending it wandering the Twilight-Zone world that is an international airport.

That’s the funny thing about airports.  It’s a quarantined world where the general rules of etiquette get skewed into a Bizzaro battle of time, exhaustion and confusion that ultimately breaks apart a few pieces of the civilized human trapped inside this dystopic reality.

Everywhere I go, I see fully-grown adults sprawled out on the floor, broken from exhaustion.  It isn’t odd to see a family huddled around a free electric outlet charging their phones and tablets; even when this outlet is directly adjacent to a bathroom entrance.  Long black leather benches with polished metal arm rests sectioning off single seats strangle poor, tired souls who wrap themselves like dough being pushed through a chain-link fence just to get some sleep.  Old women shove through gangs of wild children screeching at the top of their lungs while their parents desperately search for their boarding passes.  A half dozen military police, armed with automatic weapons and hardened scowls charge through the crowd with the subtlety of elephants.  And then there’s me.  This guy that doesn’t quite belong anywhere, drifting through this chaos like a summer breeze because this is what I know best.  The motion, the insanity; it just makes sense.

I’m through immigration and customs in a flash and walk out of the airport with the desire to see Frankfurt.  I have a few problems:  I don’t speak German and have no idea how to get into the city.  A cab would cost $50 each way and I don’t want to spend that kind of money.  Plus, it’s too easy.  I like a bit of a challenge and I have the time. 

The guy at immigration recommended the bus, so I head over to the bus station.  I try and read the schedule, but again—I can’t understand German.  So I do what I always do and start talking to people.

I walk up to a bus driver filling out his daily mileage log.  I wait for him to finish and ask him:

“Do you speak English?”

“No,” he said, “Polski.”

“Ahhhhh,” I said, “Вы говорите по Русский?”

“Да,” he said, and I got my directions.

Thirty minutes later I was walking out of the Frankfurt Main train station.  Think Penn Station in New York or Киевский Вокзал in Moscow: old, ornate and packed with travelers.  I had Googled German restaurants in the city and made my way toward what I hoped would be some juicy brats and sauerkraut.

 

Frankfurt

The city was packed.  it was lunchtime.  A slew of ethnicities and economic-statuses poured down the sidewalks and through the walking markets that drew in hungry workers on their break.  As I walked through, almost every ethnicity’s food was represented: Vietnamese, Indian, Italian, English, African- heck, there was even an Australian restaurant.  And people say immigration is a bad thing.

I made my way down the street and through a few parks when I finally found “Restaurant Klosterhof.”  The food was good.  I sat in the outdoor biergarten and enjoyed the weather.  When I was finishing up, I asked the waitress:

“I have a few hours to kill, what do you recommend I do to enjoy my time here in Frankfurt?”

“My favorite thing to do is to walk alongside the river.  It’s beautiful and a short walk from here.”

I paid my tab, tipped the girl for her help and walked the six minutes to the river.

What a sight to see!  I have seen many rivers before, but this one was special today.  An Ironman triathlon was underway and the scene was pure energy.  Athletes were running everywhere.  A whole army of support staff was trying to keep things organized, but not completely succeeding.  I breezed through the crowd and strolled down the river a way.  I eventually found a nice open lawn adjacent to the river with many locals lounging in the warm weather balanced by the cool breeze flowing off the cool Main river.

The Main River

The Main River

Full of brats and tired from the cramped flight, I laid my messenger bag on the meadowed lawn, rested my head on it and promptly fell asleep to the white noise of the triathlon’s chaos while being gently rocked from the soft German breeze.  From off in the distance, the “oom-pa-pa” of traditional German music danced on the breeze and soothed my mind like a lullaby.  I felt a moment of zen with the city and my relaxed state, like it knew I was worn and ragged and was helping bring me back to life.    I laid dozing there for about four hours before I finally got up and left.  I had to get back to the airport and make my way to Africa.

As I was riding the train back, I had a thought about what it is to see a place versus what it is to experience it.  Usually we research and find the sights, drinking in history and culture as much as possible.  We see everything.  I found that walking through a busy city and its markets, coupled with some authentic food and a nap on the side of the river allowed me to experience the city more than all the tours and galleries could ever provide.  Slowing down allows you to see the nuances, the tiny little gifts a city is waiting to show you if you would just look.

 

Thank you, Frankfurt, for a great day.

New Continent - Same Direction

A lot has occurred over the past year and a half.  Two years ago, if you told me where I would be right now I would have laughed and probably said, "Yeah that sounds like something I would do."  But it only existed in a fantasy dream I wished for every night in the secret places inside my heart.

It happened because I chose to take a risk.  And that risk paid off in ways that I am still gleefully discovering to this day.

Throughout this whole experience, I have noticed a diametric shift in the way that I see life and the world.  Everything has changed now. 

I once sought wealth and fame.  Now I seek simplicity and peace. 

I once wanted to be surrounded by as many people as possible. Now I want a good conversation with a dear friend. 

I once opened my wings and let the wind take me wherever it blew. Now I am focused, calculated and driven toward an idea, navigating throughout the wild winds of life trying to move closer to that idea every day.

The idea is simple: Write the story of my life.

You may laugh at such a basic idea, but the point is to make a conscious decision every day to actively shape and grow my future.  Nothing just happens anymore.  I consciously choose every step along the way using all of my past experiences to make the right choice.  Sure things come up and I get sidetracked, but the idea continually grows inside me, fueling every step, decision and action I take.

Tomorrow I fly to Morocco.  I've never been to Africa.  Continent 6/7.  It's a place I have always wanted to go to, but never did.  I just bought a ticket one day and now here we are.  I hear too many stories from people who sacrifice their big dreams for smaller, day-to-day concessions and I don't ever want that again.  I find more joy in pursuing the crazy, societal-damning dreams that may jeopardize everything this world deems important than fitting into a peg-hole that has been crafted for me by some banker or politician or philosopher.

Your life is a gift and is meant to be enjoyed.  You are the writer of your destiny.  No one gets out of this thing alive, so why not do all the crazy things you wish for in the secret places inside your heart? 

They're worth it.  Trust me.

I truly hope you are enjoying your life in all the ways that make you special.  

I'll be posting about Morocco for the next 10 days or so.

Ry

 

P.S. Boss is getting neutered Thursday.  They found a tumor in his balls and they are cutting it out.  If you have a chance, send him some positive vibes.  I know he would appreciate it.

 

The Calm Before the Storm

There is a feeling that comes before any great undertaking.  I have felt it many times before and it comes to me again today, this time before a trip to South America.  It is a calm presence that sits upon my shoulders, casually reminding me in everything I do that it will soon absorb into my existence. 

Almost like a puppet master, this feeling of upcoming intensity directs every move I make.  Everything I do slows down into a precise execution.  I notice every detail.  My vision focused. My movements calculated.  My nose to the wind. My lips pursed. My ears perked. 

I notice the ripple in my wine glass as I cut my lasagna.  I smell the perfume of the woman across the room, trying to impress her date. I taste the Texas air, dry and cool with a hint of pecan tree. I hear a half-dozen conversations, each uniquely diverse.  I would equate it to a solider on the cusp of a war, a hunter on the breast of a hunt or, in my case, an adventurer the night before a long journey.

Being from north Texas, I’ve seen my share of tornadoes.  I can remember as a child watching the horizon of the sky turn a neon green, while the sky above was a palpable darkness as if it was beckoning the upcoming chaos to devastate the land that stretched before me. 

I remember watching this storm roll in, the wind ripping through the trees and the rain screaming sideways, stinging anything it touched.  Like a fool, I grabbed my jacket and walked outside into the chaos.  I could barely stand up, the wind was so strong.  The sky was dark and loomed only a few feet above my head, oppressively crushing my shoulders.  Everywhere I could see was utter destruction.  Tree limbs flew through the air, hail demolished cars and lights flickered as power boxes shot out sparks before they went down for the night.

But something funny happened to me during all that chaos.  A wave of calm washed over me like something I had never felt before.  Time stopped. Every detail became completely lucid.  While the whole world was being destroyed, I just watched in amazement.  A smile slowly grew on my face as I sat in awe of the power of nature.  It is so humbling knowing how insignificant you are compared to other forces that exist in this world. 

But in those moments of absolute humility, there is pure freedom.  Everything that mattered a few hours earlier melts away and you come face-to-face with what is really important.  You wonder how you made it this far when powers like this exist.

I love the chaos.  It's the only time when everyone is exactly the same; a scared child who doesn't know what to do and nothing is in their control.  It violently rips away any pretentiousness and what is left is just you.  Pure you; with all of your strengths and all of your weaknesses against something that you cannot bribe, you cannot reason with, you cannot control and you cannot fight.  It is in those moments is when I am most at peace.

Tomorrow brings the next drop into the unknown.  Where it will go, what it will illuminate, who I will meet and how I will survive, my choices will determine along the way.  But in any of my adventures, I will not shy away from the highest mountain, the deepest river nor the biggest challenge.  That’s not how I was raised.

I hope you all enjoy the ride.

 

Ry

Reflections on the murder capital of the world.

There is a world that exists beyond the comfortable coffee shops and bars that dot the United States.  It is a world of chaos and unpredictability that so many people live in every day.  I am fortunate enough to see these moments as an outsider for a small amount of time.

I am currently sitting in the murder capital of the world, San Pedro, Honduras.  The cocaine industry that is so filled with violence surrounds me. Powered by the unstoppable American financial desires, this place is suffering in ways that I cannot even comprehend.  This place is an absolute shit-hole.  On my drive from the airport to the hotel was poverty in its most quintessential form.  Broken down homes, shacks made of corrugated aluminum, dogs, cats and people living here in some sort of incomparable insanity that exists only in central America.

I’m staying at one of the nicer places in town, guards at the entrance, a mini mart and a restaurant on location to protect pinche tourists from being exposed to the reality of this world.  I’m drinking Cuban rum and Honduran beer as I get prepared for dinner.

As I sit here and sip on my beer and write these words, I cannot feel anything but anger.  I am completely flustered with anyone complaining about any of their problems while there are people living in absolute poverty.  And the funny thing is, these people that have absolutely nothing, are probably happier than those who have everything.  In the immortal words of Notorious BIG, “Mo money, mo problems.”  I feel a deep sadness for anyone in this world who can go to sleep at night and not worry about being killed in their sleep and still complain about their problems.

So, in this moment, I ask all of you.  Take a look around you.  Are you safe?  Are you full of food?  Do you have someone that cares for you?

If you can answer yes to any of those questions, then you already have all that you need.

 

BE THANKFUL.

The Funky Chicken - A restaurant review.

I had never been to the Funky Chicken before, but its notoriety was well known on the island.  I was staying in Utila, Honduras, a small island off the eastern coast of the mainland dedicated to diving and a haven for adventurers from around the globe.  I walked down the poorly-maintained concrete road toward the illuminated interior of the restaurant.  Before I walked in, I was greeted by a small kitten and a crowd of flip-flops surrounding the entryway.  Taking a cue, I removed my shoes and walked bare footed into the Funky Chicken.

The place was tiny.  It had four tables that sat on a covered outdoor patio and a small kitchen, the size of a normal American closet.  My date, Harmony, and myself sat down at a table with a few friends, a writer from England and a diver from Canada.  There were no chairs, just worn pillows lying on the wooden patio floors.  Sitting cross-legged on the pillow, I greeted my friends and waited to order.

A rail-thin man with dark, sun-drenched skin and a long, faded beard introduced himself.  Saul was his name and he was the owner, chef, waiter and dish washer of the Funky Chicken.  We ordered a few drinks and settled in on our pillows.

The restaurant was adorned with knick knacks from the island, including turtle shells, worn prayer beads and stained photographs that lined the patio walls.  It was illuminated overhead by strings of red lights that brought out a cozy warmth.

Saul came back to take our orders.  He listed a few different options, but I just ordered everything.  I was hungry and a five-course meal sounded perfect.

Up until this point, I was sure that this would be a normal dining experience.

Saul soon brought out a plate of dim sum filled with spicy chorizo, nicely steamed and plated on a banana leaf that he cut off a tree above us a few minutes earlier.  It was paired with a spicy Thai chili sauce for dipping.  I grabbed a few chopsticks out of the bamboo container in the center of the table and finished them off quickly.

Saul quietly perched himself on one of the empty tables, set down his beer and promptly lit a joint. He sat there until the joint was half-finished and then returned to the kitchen.

Twenty minutes later, Saul brought out the second course.  It was a bowl of sweet-flavored pork on a bed of white rice with a fried egg on top.  Harmony and I quickly devoured it, adding some of the hot chili sauce for flavor.

A half hour passed.  Another group of people came in and sat behind us.  They were loud tourists who wanted to be heard.  While we were waiting, a small island taxi rolled up outside the restaurant, beeped his horn and waited while one of the customers came out.  After a few minutes, the customer came back, his hands hiding a baggie of cocaine.  Tourists man.

Saul came back over and while leaning slightly into his intoxication asked us, “was there something I was supposed to be doing for you?”

I replied, “yes sir, we are waiting on the third course, the Asian barbecue I believe.”

“Got it,” Saul dribbled as he scurried back into the kitchen.

A few minutes later, the kitten that was waiting at the entrance started carousing through the restaurant.  It stopped at each table, pointed its sad kitten eyes at each person and begged for food.  The kitten got a little too close to the kitchen and Saul stormed out, picked it up and tossed it over the patio fence into a clump of banana trees.

Another half hour passed and Saul finally brought out the Asian barbecue.  It was slow roasted pork and baked chicken in a sweet Thai sauce.  We both ate everything, it was delicious.

A little while later, the kitten showed back up, this time through the banana trees and the patio fence.  When it came up to me, I tossed a chicken bone outside of the fence and it chased after it.  I’m a sucker for cute animals.

A friend of Saul’s showed up and sat down with him at his table.  Saul started smoking his joint again as he and his friend chatted about sports and travel.  We sat for a long time and Saul never moved.  Eventually, I turned to Harmony and we agreed on the obvious.

“Our dinner is over here.” We both said, in unison.

I got up and walked over to Saul and his friend, interrupting their conversation.

“Saul, can we get the check please?”

“Yes absolutely,” he said, “what did you order?”

I went over the three of five courses that we received and he tallied everything up: $20 American, a fortune for a restaurant on the island.

I paid Saul and Harmony and I soon left.  I got fist bumps and high fives by both Saul and his friend as we walked out.

While I was putting on my shoes, the small kitten came out of the bushes and meowed quietly.  I gave him a pet and started the walk home through the dark streets of Utila. I was still hungry, but as far as experiences go, I was completely satisfied.

Honduras - Haircuts

Haircuts

There is one thing that I love in this world and that is haircuts. It’s the one universal thing that ties everyone together. Wherever I go, I always try to stop and get a local haircut. Currently in Roatan, I had to venture down a few back alleys amidst flooded streets and stray dogs to find my peluqueria. Once I entered, I got a lot of weird looks, but I knew that this was the place to be. It was a nothing of a place, cement walls and floors stained by water and mud from the day’s rainfall. Three men were in the place as I arrived. One, the closest to the entrance, was a young man who sat in an empty barber chair with faded crocs and a sports outfit. The other two were barber and patient, getting close to being finished.

The barber was a young 30-something man in cargo shorts and a purple championship T-shirt from who knows what sporting event. The man in the chair was a bit more dapper and looking to get cleaned up for the weekend. I sat and waited while the streets around me were filled with chaos as the locals cleaned up the debris from the earlier rains.

I walked outside because the wait was going to be another half hour,  Immediately I was approached by a street hustler named Tito. Tito had the best cocaine on the island and wanted to sell me some of the “Bob Marley” as he called it. I politely declined and asked him where to get a beer. He took me into a small shop that had fruit sitting out front and a fridge of beer in the back. I grabbed my beer, a few rambutan and walked back into the barber shop, waiting to get my haircut.

The haircut went as smoothly as any one I have ever had before. Looking in the mirror, I noticed how I have gotten older than I wanted, but walked out of the place looking like a million bucks. Or, in Tito’s words, “a movie star in the barrio.”

I walked down the rain-soaked streets, the asphalt eroded by the persistent rain, and felt my stomach grumble. I tried a few places, but they were closed. Instead, I decided to follow my nose and finally settled into a place where I could smell fresh poached chicken cooking on a hot stove.

I was met with smug looks and frowns as I came into the restaurant and asked for a plate. A man outside who spoke English captured the moment perfectly: “A hungry man is a hungry man.” He walked away soon thereafter, leaving me with the three teenage girls running the grill.

A few minutes later and I was welcomed with a plate of poached chicken, rice, beans and tomatoes and a mysterious meat that had been slow-cooked in a flavorful sauce. I’m pretty sure that this mystery meat was dog, but I ate it happily as my stomach was empty from the day’s events.

I walked out of the restaurant, belly full of chicken and dog, and back to the hostel. Like so many haircuts I have gotten before, this one will remain in my memory forever.
 

Honduras, Day two

I woke up in a sweat. The rain poured outside of my window like a waterfall. It didn’t stop for several hours. There was a break in the rain early in the morning when I should have gotten coffee, but it was so comfortable lying in my single bed with nothing to do but sleep that I just decided to forgo coffee and lay in the tiny cell that I was appropriated the previous night.

I was supposed to get up today, but I just didn’t want to.

A few hours later, I woke up and climbed the 16 rickety stairs that brought me up to the restaurant of the hostel. I wanted coffee, but I was over an hour late and the kitchen was closed. I poured the last little bit of lukewarm coffee out of the thermos. The gal behind the counter heated it up in the microwave and I finally had a hot cup of stale coffee to begin my day exploring the island of Roatan.

Soon thereafter, a fellow American, JT, and I set off onto the local bus that circles the island. It was 18 Limps, or Lempira as the government calls them ($0.75 US), to get to the scummy tourist side of the island. We walked a bit and then stopped around a local going the same direction.

“Headed to West End?” he asked

“Yessir,” I said, as we leaned against the chicken wire fence that surrounded one of the local dive shops.

A few minutes later a dilapidated bus came tumbling around the corner. We flagged it down, jumped on, and took our ride to the unknown tourist side of the island.

It was amazing as we landed. A slew of dive shops, businesses and people awaited us as we hopped off the bus onto the streets of West End. It was island tourism at its finest.

We walked a few blocks and stumbled upon a bar called the Booty Bar. It was packed up with people and we decided to sit down for a few and grab a drink. I later found out that this was a hangout for prostitutes and was approached multiple times by beautiful island women looking to make a buck.

The biggest group in the bar was a group of black girls from Ft. Worth, Tx. They were on a cruise and had stopped in Roatan for a few hours. During these few hours these girls pounded 6-10 shots of tequila, for $1 a piece. They were lucid and ridiculous while they twerked and danced before they went back to the safe haven of their cruise ship, leaving the rest of us to fight through the streets of Roatan.

A while later, JT and I walked to Frank’s cigar bar. It was a hole-in-the-wall bar with three seats and a wall of cigars. We met a young girl from Tennessee named Alexis and got a couple drinks and a Honduran cigar. Alexis told us everything she knew about the island and where we needed to go. I learned a lot about Roatan from this encounter.

I grabbed some groceries for the next few days and we both split out of there to come home and have a great evening. I made paella and fell asleep in a hammock as the rain poured down. And while I rocked to sleep, I thought about my family and Boss. I miss my friend and partner in crime.

Round Two - Honduras

Well I finally made it here to Honduras.  It was quite the exhaustive process getting here with a bunch of detours and a few close calls, but I made it.  I missed my flight directly from Houston to Roatan, so I had to quickly change the reservation, but what I ended up getting was an flight through San Salvador, El Salvador that connected to Roatan the next morning.  San Salvador is probably one of the more dangerous cities in one of the more dangerous countries in the world.  But their national currency is the US dollar, so that made life easier.


I ended up getting to the airport in Houston pretty early, only to find out the flight was delayed.  We didn't get into San Salvador until around 10 pm and I had to be back the next morning for an 8:25 am flight.  I had two choices: sleep in the airport for 10 hours or get a cab to drive me 40 minutes to San Salvador, get a little sleep and then head out early the next morning.  I chose to drive into the city.

 

Right after that, I had to go through El Salvadoran immigration which took about an hour.  The whole time, there was this guy in a black leather cowboy hat with long hair and a long beard who kept asking me about my travel plans: "Where are you going, where are you staying, how are you getting there etc."  I was super uncomfortable and kept blowing him off, but was pretty sure this guy was going to try and kidnap or murder me.  So, when I finally got out of customs, I made some diversionary tactics and grabbed a taxi driver to take me into the city.

 

It was an absolutely surreal drive.  It was pitch black, rain was drizzling on the road and the cabbie was going 100 kph in a 60 kph zone.  The forest was dark and enveloped everything.  I could barely see anything outside of the taxi’s yellow-tinted lights.  I remember passing a group of policemen waiting to pick up speeders (in which the cabbie slammed on his breaks right before passing).  They set up a few cones and piled up a bunch of rocks behind them, blocking one lane on the two-lane road. It was just weird.

 

We finally made it into town and I was dropped off at the Intercontinental hotel in the city center.  I rushed inside and was greeted by some of the nicest and most well-spoken hotel employees.  I finally relaxed a little bit and went up to bed.  It was probably around midnight by the time I could shower and get in bed.  

 

I set my alarm for 6:30 because it was still running on Dallas time I wanted to get up at 5:30 El Salvadoran time. However, I connected the phone to wifi afterward and it updated to the correct time zone without me knowing.  The alarm went off at 6:30 and I had 2 hours to get ready and get to the airport to catch the flight.  I left the hotel at about 7 and jumped into a cab.  As soon as we pulled out into the streets we were in bumper to bumper traffic.  

 

San Salvador reminded me a lot of Jakarta, but it is surrounded by mountains on all sides.  It was very poor, with shanty towns made of corrugated aluminum and plywood sprawling up the mountainside.  Electrical wires were everywhere and created a chaotic mess around each telephone pole.  There was a stench of soot and debris cut with a pungent stink of diesel exhaust that burned my eyes and lungs.  While sitting in traffic going up a mountainside, there were dozens of people walking through the highway streets selling slabs of ground beef as cars whizzed past them.

 

We made it to the airport with just barely enough time.  It was close to 8:00 before I got into the terminal.  As I was walking toward the gate, a young lady was walking toward me yelling out "Ryan Robinson, you need to get to gate 13."  She rushed me over to the gate, but the bus to the airplane had already left.  So, she put me into a little square box of those airport line dividers and told me to wait.

 

Well I eventually made it on the plane, a twin prop ATR 72 (not sure if Kellie will know that one) and made it to Roatan.  After getting out of the airport, I grabbed a taxi and had them take me to the hostel I am staying at.  It is a series of small buildings a bit away from the touristy areas.  The owner, a very nice Canadian woman, showed me to my tiny cell with a single bed and not much else.  I do have a private bathroom though.

 

It started pouring rain, so I opened the door and took a small nap.  It was really nice to hear the fat raindrops hitting the tin roof of the building, while the fresh smell of newly-water rain forest wafted into the room.  However, once the rain stopped, the mosquitos came and woke me up, so I decided to take a walk around the neighborhood.

 

Again, it is similar to Indonesia, but more like one of the urban islands we visited.  Dilapidated houses crept out of the thick jungle.  A variety of shops, churches, restaurants and businesses lined a rain-soaked dirt road.  Stray dogs were everywhere.  I walked around for a while to see what was around the hostel.  There is a cool botanical garden, a bunch of dive rental shops, and even a small Catholic “church” (it was more like a Catholic car port with a few benches).

 

It started to rain again, so I started walking back to the hostel.  I passed a pack of dogs that started to bark at me.  I walked past them, ignoring their growl and one of these stupid dogs came up and bit me in the back of my leg!  I kicked him off and they all ran away.  I got back to the hostel just as the rain hit.  The dog bite wasn’t too bad, so I just cleaned up the mark and listened to the rain.

 

It’s been six hours and it’s still raining, with no end in sight.  I guess that’s why they call it the rainy season.  It makes for perfect writing weather. But I got a good dinner here at the hostel and am getting ready for bed.  I’m still tired from the previous day’s events.  Hopefully tomorrow will be calmer.

9-6-2017 Day 155. The End.

5 months

20,760.7 miles

39 states

3 oil changes

A half-dozen pairs of sunglasses

Got my car stuck 3 times: in sand on Pismo Beach, CA, in stones off the Flathead River in Glacier National Park and in Mississippi mud in the Homochitto National Forest.  Somehow, whether through the kindness of a stranger or my own ingenuity, I got it unstuck.

I've slept in hammocks, tents, casinos, peep-hole motels, and even a marijuana grow room.  I’ve had peaceful nights, scary nights and even nights laying in the dirt under a tree. But every place was home, even if just for a short time.

I've hung out with liberals, conservatives, yuppies and hippies.  I’ve had conversations with the rich and the poor, gay and straight folks, priests and prostitutes and every ethnicity under the sun. Throughout it all, I ran across very few people with whom I couldn't find common ground.

I traversed majestic purple mountains, fiery-red deserts, expansive beaches and misty green forests.  I’ve climbed rocky cliffs with powerful oceans crashing against them and stopped in almost every large city in the country.  All of these with a 1-ft tall, 10-year-old pup by my side. No matter where we went, there was something inspiring about each place that we found.

I’ve driven on interstates, local highways and mountain trails.  I’ve crossed through dark tunnels, on massive bridges and even rode a ferry into Vermont.  I’ve ridden in buses, cabs, subways, and trains with each one bringing me to a new exciting place to explore.

I’ve eaten out of aluminum cans and bags of dehydrated food.  Had steak in fancy restaurants and tacos on street corners.  I ate more pickles in one day than any one person should in a week. And sandwiches.  I ate more sandwiches than I could ever imagine.  I have tried everything Subway offers. Everything.

I’ve been ecstatic and depressed, surrounded and lonely. I’ve laughed till I have cried and have cried until I laughed. I’ve seen things so breathtaking that I couldn’t capture their beauty in a thousand years.

But throughout it all, there was this one common thread that only intensified in its truth as the miles rolled on the odometer:

Each person is given one life.  That life is theirs and theirs alone.  No matter what they do, or who they choose to be, that is their most precious gift.  But as with every precious thing, it shouldn’t be locked away, hidden from sight.  No, it should be brought out, in all its shimmering brightness because life itself was made to be lived.

 


 

From here, I am writing a book about my adventures.  I have so many stories to tell and cannot wait to share them with the world.  America is truly a great country filled with beautiful landscapes and equally beautiful people.  I will continue to update this blog with media now that I have consistent wifi and will drop a few teasers along the way.

 

This has been the greatest adventure of my life.  Thanks for sharing it with me.

 

Ry

 

 

The Raccoons

 

This one is for my friend John Shepherd.  He said I wasn't updating my blog enough.  I just assumed that no one actually read it.

I could feel the cool air of northern Michigan set in as the darkness of night finally arrived.  Both Boss and I were beat.  We had driven several hundred miles from Chicago and had finally found a place to stay in a US National Forest outside of Sootville, MI.


I was elated that night because I finally found a campsite that had cell service and I was able to peruse my favorite TV shows while drinking Jameson whiskey out of a paper-sack wrapped bottle.  Boss was lying in his bed underneath the hammock and I was sitting in the driver's seat of my car with my feet propped up on the opened door.  Halfway through my third episode of "Rick and Morty" I heard a funny sound coming from across the campsite.  It sounded like chewing; well, munching to be exact.  I figured that Boss had gotten up for a late-night snack.  I paused the video to look over at my hungry friend and perhaps coax him to join me for a few more videos.

When I looked over toward the munching sounds, I saw something that didn't make sense.  My eyes strained in the darkness to see what looked like a group of large, dog-sized figures huddled where I had left the dog food out.  I couldn't see exactly what was there, so I flipped on my car's brights to investigate.


Gathered around my dog's food bowl were a half dozen of the largest raccoons I have ever seen.  They were gorging themselves on the precious bounty of dog food, a delicacy among raccoon circles in this area, from what I hear.


For a moment, it was as if times stopped; the bright lights of my vehicle illuminating the thieves.  One by one, they stood up and looked toward the light; their eyes glowing a bright yellow as they stared me down.  I stared back, not really sure what to do in this situation.  Then, like a firecracker exploded inside me, I jumped up and yelled as loudly as possible, trying to scare them off.


"Get out of here you mangy raccoons!  Shoo!  GET!"  I yelled, charging toward them.


They scattered in all directions.  I could hear growls coming from the males and hisses from the females as they scattered, climbing the nearest tree they could find.  I walked back to the car and grabbed my BB pistol I bought for occasions just like this.  I fired several shots into the air to scare them off.  I yelled again, as loud as I could, claiming my campsite as my own and defending the remains of my pacifistic dog's dinner.  That would teach them.


I boastfully stood in the middle of the campsite, reveling in my manliness and ability to defend my homestead from a group of thieves.  From the darkness of night, out from his bed came Boss, slowly meandering toward me.  At his side was a young raccoon, maybe 6 months old.  They walked side-by-side like best friends.


A resonating growl erupted from the trees all around us.  It is a sound I have never heard before, but I can equate it to pure hatred; hatred for me. They were everywhere.  I grabbed my headlight, put it on its brightest setting and scanned the tree tops.  As I looked around, pairs of yellow eyes pierced through the darkness of the night, focused on me.  We were surrounded.  The gutteral growls of anger filled the air like a symphony of rage.


Boss and the little raccoon slowly trotted toward a nearby tree.  The baby climbed up about three feet and perched on the trunk, terrified. Boss sat at the base of the tree, looking up at his friend.  I walked over and looked at this little raccoon, his young eyes terrified by the giant with the bright light shining in his face.  I raised my BB pistol inches away from his face.  He looked confused like he had never encountered anything like this before.


Much higher in a nearby tree, I could see two raccoons who seemed especially concerned.  I assumed they were his parents.  They exploded in sounds like I have never heard before; a cacophony of rage, terror and fear for their baby. 


I looked back at the baby raccoon.  He was so young.  He knew he was in trouble, but was frozen in fear to move.  I put my finger on the trigger, ready to shoot this dirty thief in front of his whole family.


A calm wave washed over me as I stared into this baby's eyes.  He was so small, so innocent. I couldn't inflict harm on such a young animal.


"Here's what I am going to do," I said out loud to the raccoon, "I'm going to turn around, walk 10 paces, wait for 30 seeconds and then come back.  You'd better not be here when I get back."
I lowered my gun, turned around and called Boss over.  We walked 10 paces in the opposite direction, waited for 30 seconds and then came back.  During that time, I could hear the baby scurry down the tree and up the one where his parents were waiting.


The growls continued.


I scanned the treetops.  There were still yellow eyes staring at us, the angry sound of wild beasts surrounding us.  At that point I decided to go on the offensive.  I began firing the BB gun in the general direction of each of the eyes, trying to scare them, but not hurt them.


One by one, each of the raccoons began to descend from the trees as my firing continued.  They were angry, but they didn't want to be in this area anymore.  A few of the larger males tried to circle around me, but I caught them before they could and ran them off into the forest.


The last to go were the family of the baby raccoon; Boss' new friend.  I watched as they dexterously climbed down the tree together and scurried off into the night.  I stayed up for a few more hours with the light on, scanning for anyone who might come back.  I locked the dog food back in the car.


After a while, everything was still.  Boss went back and laid in his bed and I crawled into the hammock just above him.  I clutched the BB pistol in my hand as I fell asleep, just in case anything decided to come back.  Nothing ever did.